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the drunken kung fu T-SHORTS!

by lostasylum | July 28th, 2008 


One of the wackiest articles that has ever been posted here was the article titled: the blatant T-SHORTS© phenomenon that was done way back in April of this year. Boy did we have fun doing that one… =)

But anyway, having done that, after the laughter and guffaws, we just forgot about it. But just recently, guess what? T-SHORTS© was spotted again! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is no joke.

The joke however, is that the blatant© T-SHORTS© was bundled together with pictures of other shorts. Even funnier, was that the picture was put under the title “The drunken Kung-Fu video”! Don’t believe it? Look below and be a believer:

We’re not putting the link to the actual article because it sure looks suspiciously like a dodgy website. But if you’re really dying to see it for yourself, drop us and email and we’ll email you the link….heheh.

I mean, when you think about kung fu, images that spring to mind are like an uber cool warrior like dude with bulging abs and terrific stance….

Even if you can’t really see the wonderfully sculptured muscles, the style is also something impressive to behold:

And it’s not just the body that maketh the kung fu master. It is also the skill that leave you in awe:

Even a kid can look cool doing it:

But this????

So, what do you think? I’m sure all of you would agree that the blatant© t-shorts look way better than those other “kung-fu” shorts right? =). Even if you don’t think so, at least our picture is listed under “drunken kung-fu videos” and none of the others are! Hah! =)

Well, we do hope you enjoyed the laughs and managed to help you get through the terrible Monday Blues!




the AWESOME 80s!

by lostasylum | June 5th, 2008 


Have you ever wondered why so many people regard it as the awesome 80s? Even despite the vast advancement on all fronts that include the music, movie, medical, technology industry, till today, it is still known as the awesome 80s…..

Well, I grew up in the 80s and I can definitely assure you that the 80s were definitely awesome… it wasn’t the bad hair that they had back then….

I dare you ladies to go out with hairstyles like these!!
It was kinda difficult to differentiate the guys and the girls back then!

Neither was it the outdated Atari game consoles that were available back then….

Remember this?? =)
This was a luxury in those days!!

NO, I say! The 80s were awesome because of THIS:

If you don’t believe that the 80s were indeed awesome, just try and figure our how many cartoons from the 80s have been adapted into movies in recent history…

There were countless cartoons that I watched, but these are my Top Ten Favourite 80s Cartoons:

1. M.A.S.K.
2. Transformers
3. Robotech
4. G.I. Joe
5. Centurions
6. Silverhawks
7. Voltron
8. Ghostbusters
9. Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs
10. Smurfs

Feel free to share your favourite 80s cartoons with us too!





TAK TAHU MALU (SHAMELESS)!!!

by lostasylum | May 18th, 2008 


You know, our name blatant© has been mispronounced and massacred so often that it’s actually quite hilarious! But NOTHING can beat this (not yet anyway) ….. taken from dictionary.com, we thought that it was pretty funny, and yet, quite true of ourselves!….

And just to clarify SHAMELESSLY, blatant© is 100% proudly Malaysian made.

We really had a good laugh over this… do let us know what you think as well!





good t-shirts are like….

by lostasylum | May 13th, 2008 


What are good t-shirts like? It’s easy to say words like “good” and “great”, but it doesn’t really capture the essence of how much a good the t-shirt is right?

We at blatant© would like to describe what good t-shirts are like… in our own words

GOOD T-SHIRTS ARE LIKE:

UNDERWEAR: it takes a brave person to leave home without one

EDUCATION: you can’t figure out why you needed it in the first place, but everyone had to get it anyway

SLEEP: resistance is futile!!

SILENT PROTEST: you get your point across without having to say anything

FOOTBALL BOOTS: they don’t make you a better football player, but they sure make you feel like one!!

MEN: look hard enough, you’ll find a good one

Do feel free to share us know what you think good t-shirts are like….





The REAL superheroes…

by lostasylum | May 9th, 2008 


We’ve had Iron Man in the movies lately, we’ve had Spiderman, Batman, Incredible Hulk….. and the list goes on. Sadly, there is a race of superheroes that never gets enough publicity. It’s funny because this superhero community exists all around the world, and all of these heroes work normal lives…but they’re SO good at keeping a low profile, Marvel, Vertigo and DC comics don’t seem to know they exist!! They are an elite squad known as the Super Mothers Of Modern Society, more popularly known as: SuperMOMS©

Ever noticed that most of our comic superheroes all have self-doubt issues, and most of the time, some sort of inferiority complex. However, one will also note that all these superheroes very rarely have SuperMOMS© in their lives, and that probably contributes to their low self-esteem. If they had SuperMOMS© like you and me, this world would be free of crime! Yups, Iron Man would sell his iron to the scrap metal factory, Superman would relinquish the title of “Super” (and henceforth simply be known as “man”) and Wolverine can finally go get himself a decent haircut and shave. Yes folks, the power of SuperMOMS©.

SuperMOMS© are not jobs that are applied for. It is a calling that will be known when after specific chemical reactions take place, they realize that something is growing inside of them. That’s when SuperMOMS© get boot camp training and a probation period of 9 months carrying a heavy parasite (that’s you and me folks) that feeds off their food supply and never says thank you.

Finally, upon graduation from the SuperMOMS© boot camp, they are charged with the safekeeping and upbringing of the very parasites that were used in during boot camp. This is a task of global importance, for the little parasites that are not cared for and nurtured become monsters of society. However, given the proper care, education and love by SuperMOMS©, these parasites (yes, it’s still you and me) have a chance to achieve great things in life like becoming t-shirt designers and superheroes without any inferiority complex issues.

So, what have you done for YOUR SuperMOMS© lately?

To mothers all around the world, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY and we parasites LOVE you! (what’s for dinner tonight?)





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